Soooo...I knew SchmutterButter had chem lab quiz today so I called him tonight to ask how it went. Schmutterbutter wasn't in a very good mood; the quiz had not gone well at all and he was very upset. He had come back to his room after the quiz and remained there, watching TV for the duration of the afternoon and wallowing in his upsetedness. After speaking to him for a few minutes and trying to put him in a good mood I hung up the phone and sent the following text message to David:

"Btw...give aaron a call later. He's mad depressed from the chem quiz...He's locked himself in his room ever since."

I sent this to David in the hope that he would be more successful in putting The Butter into a better mood. I then got the following text message from Schmubecky, and a text conversation ensued:

Schmutter: "U just sent that to me."
Goldmintz: "Shoot. That was to dave. Ignore that."
Schmutter: "Good job doofus"
Goldmintz: "haha...yea, that was smooth...soooo, you gonna forward that to David or do you want me to resend it to him myself?"