YUnite

Rabbi Carmy told me that I need to arrange transportation for him to YUnite from his home in brooklyn because his housekeeper is coming-she comes every other week. Does that mean she is coming to YUnite?

i know nobody comes to this thing anymore, but i just got tired of looking at that un guy

The UN- Against Morality?

I advise all watch this, its quite perturbing to see how our UN conducts itself:

Counter

how come this blog does not have a counter

THE DIRE STATE OF OUR BLOGGING!

i was perusing THE WET BLANKET, something i like to do on a regular basis, and i realized that it is not really a blog. the definition of a blog is where the posters post, and the readers respond. i know that most of the readers of the THE WET BLANKET are posters themselves, but when other people post, they become readers as well. in order to maintain the integrity of THE WET BLANKET, we have to increase responses by a lot. it does not have to be anything special, just your thoughts about what was posted. if we find out that Becky has a good reproductive system then post a hearty "B'shaa Tovah!" whatever it is, we need to start making this blog in to something serious!!!!

Bio Lab 3

this was the final week of working with becky... we did the reproductive system...enough said

Aron on Purim

Here's a tribute to our friend Aron who's holding up the world for us in Eretz Yisrael.

Chem is the devil

As i walk through the dorms at 2:00 A.M. i am overjoyed that I am not in chemistry. nor would i ever even think of it. but for all those who are in chem, here is a very good chemistry set that i found online, I guarantee it will help you in your studies!!!

These are not Chasidim...they are mamzerim!

The mamzer that hugged the Amalek B'zman hazeh, Ahmadinejad, got the crap kicked out of him at The Rebbe Reb Elimelech's kever on the day of his yortzeit. This guy thinks he is frum? he hugged the biggest sonei yisroel of our generation! I think we should take this as a lesson and begin to continually kick the crap out of neturei karta. They are going to have to be Neturei Gavra once i open my can of whoop-ass!

as i sat in sarachek i find out dave is enjoying the afternoon in morgue lounge. one would assume it was to watch some NCAA tournament but rather david is enjoying one of his dreams. He is playing in a chocalate fountain at the art festival. he is enjoying his large plate of waffles and ice cream and sitting in the fountain without his pants on. everyone should go see the fabulous Dor Yesharim band with david at the Yu 2007 Art Festival, it promises to be one very interesting day in Morgue Loungue.

NA NACH NACHMA NACHMAN MEUMAN

I just wanted to welcome myself to the blog. I felt that The Wet Blanket was entirely too wet with too much blanket and no Chassidus. so here i am too help. if anybody has questions as to my contribution, please post them. baruch haba li vebaruch hanimtzaim lachem.

Bio Lab 2

Results from bio lab this week:
Becky has a good heart (and veins and arteries)

it has come to my attention that some people have a problem with this blog...they think its at best a waste of time and at worst inappropriate... dovi f. has gone so far as to tell me "hibadlu mitoch ha'eidah ha'ra'ah ha'zot"... i think that these people are wrong... daniel and michael need an forum to let out their frustrations towards anything having to do with their summer experiences...david needs a place where he can truly express his randomness...stokar needs something to do all day...and we all need a way to publicly rock schmubecky...stay tuned to find out what we do to "becky" in lab tomorrow

Are you the Chicken or the Butcher and Why?

Please add your own caption to this picture in the "comments" section.

Error?

I wanted to watch my new favorite video on Youtube just now and i got the following error on the page:
500 Internal Server Error:

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A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. Please report this incident to customer service.

Also, please include the following information in your error report:

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Do you think i have a virus?
or a disease

Thanx for the link, Adam.

becky
1. Any White woman
2. A generic reference to any White woman dating a man of color, particularly a Black man
3. A White woman who appears not to be the sharpest knife in the drawer
Why is Becky laying out in a bikini when it's only 50 degrees outside?
You know O.J. Simpson only dates Becky.

I think this posts stands for itself. No additional comments needed.

1.	beckycake
	Cake that looks like, and, makes people, throw-up I threw-up nine times after i ate that beckycake {Courtesy of Urbandictionary.com}

no one should make the same mistake our blog is norman170.blogspot.com not glogspot that would be if you are looking for your adult finder like goldmintz is

Bio Lab

hey guys...i wanted to thank goldmintz for giving me the opportunity to post...and my camper zvi rapps for the display name... so i was sitting in lab with schmutbutt and we were given our fetal pigs to dissect.... i got a really big one and schmutts was kinda shvach looking... we decided to name ours...we found out mine was a female so quite understandably i named mine becky... so here are some things i did with becky on friday in front of schmutter... i cut her face off... i broke her jaw... i cut out her tounge... and i cut open her midsection...thats for all u schmubecky fans out there... i hope you enjoyed... stay tuned for next weeks lab with becky... we will be studying the circulatory system

Enkrat, leta davnega, ko je zunaj sneg bil, sem jaz, Ninja, korajzno prilezel iz luknje temne, pogledal v novi svet in brez cmeranja pozdravil vse naokoli debelogledajoce, nasmejane obraze... Takrat sem se odlocil, da umetnik postanem :)

Cesa nimam jest rad: tezenja, obtozevanja, nepravice (ja, ja, pravica mora bit he he), vojne, nasilnezev, trobent, vsega hudega na tem svetu... mraz! mene skos zebe

Kaj jest biti ko bom bil velik? Ko bom bil jest velik, bom master ninja, delal bom v zabavni industriji (igrice ali filme) Mel bom full hudo hiso pa psa pa cel kup kac pa pajkov pa skorpijonov pa sploh vse golazni (pa se eno ovco namest kosilnice), mel bom naj naj zeno pa froca ali dva (k bosta tut ninje ) in sploh vse... cist res!!!!!

Watch Your Step...

While we're on the topic of HASC...I worked in a HASC group home for the first time this Shabbos. Though it wasn't too bad and I had great co-workers, by the end of my 34-hour shift I was feeling a little dirty and in need of a long, hot shower. So an hour before I was to get off shift and drive back from Krooklyn, I waited till Yaakov (a camper, or "consumer" as they call them) was finished with his shower before taking mine. Slowly I dragged my tired self into the bathroom and began undressing to get into the shower. I waited until the water was nice and hot, and as I was about to step into the shower...there it was. On the floor of the shower was a nice pile of ... stuff... deposited there by my good friend Yaakov. Needless to say, I waited till I got back to YU to take a shower (two of them in fact) and rather spent the last hour of my shift cleaning up the...stuff...off the floor of the shower. Good times...

Mezei

Being that today is our good friend Mezei's engagement party, I thought it would be appropriate to take some time to talk about his recent angagement and any topic that might come up along the way. So, Mezei is engaged to Erica Mehl. Great couple. Both worked at HASC. Wait a second...HASC couple? While we're on the topic...What exactly defines a HASC couple? Mezei adamantly denies being a HASC couple. Depending on how you view it, maybe they are, maybe they aren't. I like to think that a HASC couple is one that would not have happened if not for them both being in HASC. This can obviously include dating in camp and meeting in camp. But what about if you gain interest in someone in camp and then get setup after the summer? What if someone you were interested in visited camp and the spark is reignited and you end up together just due to that weekend? I know people in both those situations. Are they a HASC couple? I like to think they are. I also like to think that the people that make-out on the baseball field at night aren't HASC couples and are going to hell. Anyway, that wasn't such a great post. It's just that the blog was getting boring so I had to add something. I'm sure after Mezei's engagement party there will be plenty of material for posting. Be ready.

I happened to be sitting next to the Shmutmeister at this quiz. I knew something was up when I heard him offer Nets tickets to Prof. Horowitz. So did anyone hear about the latest mess-up by Yachad? Yeah, apparently they've been gellin too much. They're so gellin that when they needed 6 guy advisors desparately on Wed., by Wed. night they had so many guys calling them on their gell-phones that they had to gell Jesse to gell some guys that they couldn't come. Needless to say, Jesse wasn't too happy.

Soooo...I knew SchmutterButter had chem lab quiz today so I called him tonight to ask how it went. Schmutterbutter wasn't in a very good mood; the quiz had not gone well at all and he was very upset. He had come back to his room after the quiz and remained there, watching TV for the duration of the afternoon and wallowing in his upsetedness. After speaking to him for a few minutes and trying to put him in a good mood I hung up the phone and sent the following text message to David:

"Btw...give aaron a call later. He's mad depressed from the chem quiz...He's locked himself in his room ever since."

I sent this to David in the hope that he would be more successful in putting The Butter into a better mood. I then got the following text message from Schmubecky, and a text conversation ensued:

Schmutter: "U just sent that to me."
Goldmintz: "Shoot. That was to dave. Ignore that."
Schmutter: "Good job doofus"
Goldmintz: "haha...yea, that was smooth...soooo, you gonna forward that to David or do you want me to resend it to him myself?"

Schmut-Butt

I goggled 'SchmutButt' in cyberspace, and all i got was a bunch of German adult entertainment websites.....coincidence?...i think not.

Apparently, there's a request for me to post, so here I go...You asked for it. First, I want to say that I approve of the new name. Second, regarding the 10 commandments of dating...the mormons are waaaay too frum and probably went to the frummest mormon yeshiva in Utah, the equivalent of Netiv Aryeh. Now, let's get down to tachlis. I am in Rav Twersky's shiur, so that makes me yeshivish, so yes, I am allowed to use random hebrew words in sentences even if they make no sense in context, mistumah. What is the point of this blog? I believe this blog was created to give me an outlet by which I can let out all of my anger that will build up this summer as usual in a certain camp in upstate NY for disabled people. Yeah, I know, I'm a huge baal chesed. Tell your sisters. But summer hasnt started, so the question is what do we do until then. We could talk about the things that made me angry the past 2 summers. I'm sure those will come up somewhere down the line. But I suggest taking a different approach. There is a certain facebook group created by a certain lover of this camp, whose sister went out with a certain good friend and chavrusa of his (I speak no lashon hara). This facebook group is made up of people that are freakishly obssessed with this certain camp. The kind that watches the meter on the bottom of the camp website that says how many seconds are left until camp. I believe that these people are dangerous. Why? People they make people like me and others on this blog mad. And when we're mad we play abusive games with autistic kids, like where you throw a football and made the kid run after it and then tackle him (the fastest time wins). And they wonder why the kid is messed up. Well, it's not our fault. Clearly they're the ones to blame. I think I have successfully blamed the low functioning abilities of the campers at this camp on the people who are disgustingly obssessed with it. There is no arguing. These people must be stopped. And fired from there jobs in camp. Now that Ive ruined the summer dreams of these people, I can go to sleep happy. Hope you enjoyed...many more to come.

Found on the website of the Church of the Latter Day Saints (also known as, Mormons). All Schmubecky's should please read:

10 Commandments for Dating

How do you have fun and safe dating years?

1. Thou shalt not date until age sixteen.

2. Thou shalt only date faithful Latter-day Saints.

3. Thou shalt attend activities that are wholesome.

4. Thou shalt look for opportunities to go on double or group dates.

5. Thou shalt dress modestly and be an example in thought, speech, action, and appearance.

6. Thou shalt avoid dark places, parked cars or empty homes, and all other environments that might cause temptation.

7. Thou shalt not participate in kissing and hugging sessions.

8. Thou shalt arrive home on time and not keep late hours.

9. Thou shalt discuss thy dating activities with your parents.

10. Thou shalt keep thyself clean and worthy to enter the temple.

"No unclean thing can enter into his kingdom . . ." 3 Nephi 27:19

Peeking

So i was looking out the window of my dorm room (Morg 406) just now with my binoculars. I stop peeking and began to watch a movie on Peekvid. (as you can tell i am very into the peeking). Suddenly there was knock at the door. A young man entered my dorm room and we had the following interaction:
Kid: "did you see me?"
Stokes: "See What?"
Kid:"I saw you looking out the window with your binoculars and i held up a sign that read "YOU ARE A SICK PUPPY"".
Stokes: "_________"(flabergasted stuttering)
Kid: Well i have to go back to Hebrew class now...have a nice day"

I was at the Office today and I got an email inviting me to both the NCSY Shabbaton and the Yachad shabbaton this weekend and I just didn't know what to do so I asked Schmutter but he didn't know so now I thought I'd ask the Blog about it...hmmm, maybe I should ask a friend what to do???

I recently visited the Kabbalah Center's online store, where I found that they were selling Ketoret candles for only $72. The offering of the ketoret incense was the most powerful of the connections performed in the Holy Temple. The ketoret was a precise blend of eleven herbs and balms whose exact ingredients and preparation were directed by G-d to Moses. For Millennia, Kabbalists have used this unique blend as a ladder by which to ascend great spiritual heights.
Ketoret Candles are comprised of these same 11 ingredients. Picked fresh of course, these sacred scents are captured in a natural non-toxic candle base that provides hours of fragrance and light to support your spiritual work.

An excerpt from an article called "Marriage Culture" in "Bible Doctrine News". All Schmutters who are dating Becky's should please take note:

"The divine rules for marriage are covered in detail in the Bible, but the basic principles have been mentioned in previous sections of this article. They are:

1. The husband must lead his wife in love - the love bond.
2. The wife must obey her husband - the authority bond.

These two basic principles make or break the marriage. The young (immature) boy who has no concept of love (impersonal love) or the wife who does not understand that the husband has the authority, spell disaster for the marriage. The husband must be the authority, and he must exercise that authority by leading his wife in love. That is always the mark of a great leader - one who loves his troops enough to die for them. And the woman must understand her husband's authority and submit to it. If she ever loses her respect for him, the marriage is in serious trouble.

The marriage demands a head (the one in charge) and a follower. If the follower is not subordinate, then arrogance will create friction in the relationship. This is the only way this team can function. God invented these rules. Those who break them will discover the consequences. When the husband is weak and has no capacity for life and love or the wife is headstrong or flighty, the marriage is in trouble. It is imperative that the two function as a single unit in marriage. They must both go the same way. There must be cohesion in the pursuit of life. The two must be one - i.e. one unit, one mind, one complete solution."

And about the author:

We are a Home Church on the east coast of Florida, USA. I am Larry Wood, the local pastor and author of the web site. As members of the Body of Christ in Client Nation USA, we have established a command post in the region of Zebulun. Our combat is spiritual, against the unseen enemy, however.

Mark and Dominique send their best wishes to the new blog. Thanks a lot guys!

Does anyone else think that Britney looks better bald?
I'm starting a movement to convince Schmutter to convince Becky to shave her head.

From the Yiddish dictionary; please notice second dictionary entry from the top:

• schmuck : a contemptible or foolish person; a jerk; literally means 'penis' (from Yiddish שמאָק shmok 'penis')
• schmutter : clothing; rubbish (from Yiddish Yiddish שמאַטע shmate 'rag', as above)
• schmutz - dirt (from Yiddish שמוץ shmuts or German Schmutz 'dirt')
• schnook : an easily imposed-upon or cheated person, a pitifully meek person, a particularly gullible person (perhaps from Yiddish שנוק shnuk 'snout')

1.	schmutter
	Polari term for apparel or clothes I wouldn't be seen dead in last season's schmutter

1.	Polari
	a language spoken by English homosexuals during the second world war and by older theatrical types. Pol-Ah-ree {Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary; found by David Braun}